I finally got around to seeing Bridesmaids. I can bore you with my somewhat pedestrian review of the movie but I'm sure you don't care that I thought opening sex scene was too easy and obvious and goes on about 3 minutes too long for my taste. I'm sure you already know that the funny parts of the movie were laugh out loud funny and that the slow parts (about 25% of the movie) were painfully slow. I'm sure you have read that Melissa McCarthy stole every scene she was in and is this summers break out star. I doubt you care that I would have rather had Amy Poehler play the bride than Maya Rudolph as I have never found Rudolph very funny.
I think what you really want is to see pictures of me in bridesmaids dresses at various weddings.
Up until now this blog has really only served 1 purpose and that is to embarrass myself through stories and pictures. What about Brock, you say? I'm sure as soon as he figures out I have a blog there is a 20% chance that he too will be embarrassed. But today I will embarrass many of you who have made the mistake of asking me to be in your wedding or been in a wedding with me. Now walk with me if you will down memory lane and enjoy!
|High school friends, Dave and Suzanne. This could have easily been in my post about bangs.|
|Childhood friend, Michelle, 2 minutes before I pulled a hammy from that high kick|
|Fellow bridesmaid and college friend, Steph in our friends wedding. This was the weekend that OJ Simpson was arrested.|
|My sister's wedding. My look is a little creepy. Her hair took 2.5 hours.|
|My friend Mary at her Las Vegas wedding. We are waiting down by valet to see if our tans are arriving.|
|My college friend's Baltimore wedding. Drink of the night: Jolly Rancher shooters.|
|Brother's Iowa wedding, not yet embarrassed about my hairstyle in this one...give me time.|